you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Blood and glitter go together right?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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