But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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