It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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