If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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