i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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