WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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