is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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