So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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