i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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