There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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