Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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