"it" just moved
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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