pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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