kristin has been a bad kristin
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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