I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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