Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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