just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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