Porn is love you can see.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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