I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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