I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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