i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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