Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
