Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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