laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
