awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
