i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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