I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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