EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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