Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar