Me. At least after what I've been through.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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