so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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