I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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