State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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