I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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