That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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