Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
They have beer where we have blood.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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