my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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