worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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