The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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