At least make sure they are 18
Why
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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