If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
