Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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