More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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