we have officially lost it.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
