i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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