Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
two words...techno handjob
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
How drunk are you?
Completed.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Randomize