can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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