You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The air taste purple.
Randomize
