no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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