i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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