I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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