Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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