she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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