This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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