No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If I die, sorry about rent.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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