Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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