So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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